Well ye,
first off sorry for not going online that much.
cause its my exams and all,
so my parents took my internet away.

today's an exception.
well, today i printeed out the first two chapters of the Kyawnicles.
since everyone loved it,
and by popular demand, im posting it on my blog.
enjoy the first two chapters!
More chapters to come!

CHAPTER 1
KYAW SITHU

Kyaw Sithu, your average Myanmar student, walks slowly into class, and it was Professor Iqbal’s class.
“Alright class, what’s 1+1?”
Kyaw didn’t hesitate to put his hand up.
“Yes Sithu?”
“2?” Kyaw answered.
“No you douchebag. Don’t you play WOW? 1+1= another dimension, which the military planned to use for their own selfish needs. But an experiment – went – wrong created a fog inside the dimension. Several test subjects went in but never came out. So the military concluded that if you enter, you won’t come back, but I went in and avoided the fog. Singapore would turn into a mermaid land, and Atlantic City is and always will be filled with Asians.” Professor Iqbal said.

AFTER a whole lot of rubbish from the first class of the day, Sithu made his way to find his friend, Daniel, practicing hard gay dance moves.
“Sup brother?” Kyaw said, as he offered a shake to Daniel.
“YEAH! YEAH! FEEL THE LOVE, THE LOVE, AND THE LOVE!” Daniel continued to dance.
Hakiim, holding a microphone in his hand, started singing some tunes.
“RUN BABY RUN. DON’T EVER LOOOOK BACK?”
Kyaw sang along, but his low pitched voice couldn’t follow Hakiim’s voice.
Kashif then came into the picture. After teaching a whole lot of bullshit to his class, the monitor wanted a break.
“I need to play World of Warcraft. Damn.”
Zach came in with YongLun, talking about samurais and ninjas.
“WELL MY SHADOW SAMURAIS WILL OWN YOUR ASS!” Zach shouted.
“WELL NO, MY NINJAS ARE LIKE STEALTHY SONS OF COWS. AND AT LEAST MY NINJAS DON’T WEAR PANTIES.” YongLun shouted back.
”Well yeh, well yeh…Damn it.” Zach said softly, as he just got owned.
“Sup fellas.” YongLun said aloud.
“SEYSEYSEYSEYSEY!” Daniel shouted, and finally stopped dancing.
“Now, lets WOW.”
These were kyaw’s friends.
Note the fact that the author is also his friend.
And he would like to say something.
NOOB!


CHAPTER 2:
IDIOTOS VAMINOS!

“Now what’ this?” Kashif said aloud, holding a pencil.
He drew a ‘1+1’ in the air. A portal opened from the window.
“HOLY SHIT!” Daniel shouted.
“YEH! MY THEORIES WERE RIGHT!” Kashif shouted.
“HAHAHA YOU FAGGOT!” Kyaw, saying his boring old same stuff he likes to say daily.
With a push from the back, Kyaw fell into the portal. Out of no where he was joined with Lim Yang.
A few minutes later, the whole gang was inside.
“The Fog! Everyone run!” Kashif shouted.
There was nowhere to run to. Where ever they ran to, a fog will always be there.
YongLun transformed into his ninja self, while Daniel turned into Iron Man.
“My sensors indicate that we have to travel 50m to the west to escape the fog.” Daniel said through his robotic voice.
“Who wants to go first?” YongLun asked.
Everyone looked at the same guy.
“WHY ME?” Lim Yang screamed.
“Because aliens like mushrooms. It’s been tested and proven.” Kashif said to Lim Yang.
“Tested and Proven by whom?”
“Tested by yours truly, Proven by you. Now fly boy fly!”
Kashif’s super human strength made Lim Yang fly forward.
“IDIOTOS VAMINOS!” YongLun screamed.
Everyone followed the mushroom.

































YOOOOOO SUPP.


I Dropped out of the Student Councillor race.
Could'nt be one, in my views.
:X.

IM JOINING SHOOTING !
Going safra Yishun ( Lolwud, ) To go bang bang bang !
Gary, Kyaw, Ji Song, Gabriel and Jeffrey ( who the hell's him ? ) All joining.
80 bucks for membership per year.
160+ Bucks for the Training.
Lolwud.
YEH, i just want to be in :D.
lolol, today funnyz.
Sorry Best Friendz, I went for soccer instead for lunch. Sorry, again :X.
i heard that Crystal was poured with Water 3 times ..
Yeow.
:X.
just talked to Crystal through the phone, i was told of a secret, :o !
;D.
the power of da best friends rawk.
hmm, today's NPCC was really weird.
yesterday i was preparing my np stuff.
and i was like,
- receives Sms from weisin -
- reads it -
- oh okay, bring full u -
then after finishing everything,
- DONT BRING FULL U-
Wdef Much.
it was like , " HEY U I R FINISH POLISH SHOEZ AND BUT0NZ ! I SP3NT S0 MUCH M0AR TIM3 ON THIZ THEN HOMEWARK, NAO U TEL ME N0 NEED UNIFORM !? "
' SONNAZAVAZ NINJA ! "
- son of a ninja -
:X.
Yo sup Dudes,
:D.

Its me yonglun againz.
im the only one who posts here anyway;.

IM BECOMING A COUNCILRAWR !
;D.
i hope i can be though.
It'll teach me to be smartz.

Hmm, To YueRong, Tiffany, and whoever else trying for the Councilrawr,
GOOOD LUCKZ.
:D

Today we had an awsomez pds with ma Leet Ninja skillz.
it was soo cool.
Psh.
and Wei Sin dropped her rifle on my right toe.
the whole rifle.
as in seriously.
and i was thinking about how to spin.
i fell down immedieatly, did'nt know it hurt so Much.
( i know i spelt immedieately wrong .. )
And to Wen Jing,
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ;D.
igotcha present,
I'll give it to you on friday ;D.
back on what i was posting about, yes it hurts.
Then spinning the rifle landed on ma index finger.
( right hand )
internal nail bleeding ftw !
there's like one red dot in the nail.
Lolol.

IMMMA NINNNJAAA.
IMMA SLAY ZACH THAT STUPID SAMURAIZ!
YEHH.
MAKING THIS POST LONG.
SINCE ( fannie that girl ) SAID MA POSTS WERE SHORT.
GAHHHHHHHUUUUUUUU!

Tomorow got parade.
prepared everything already ! ;D.
- EPIC 4CHAL SEAL OF WIN YEA -
nao lets all get mindfucked.
:D>
www.shitbrix.com
ye, go shit brix dogz !
Yo sup.
as usual.
nothing to blog about..


Hmm.
imma keep this short.

IMMMA GOING TO BE DA STUDENT COUNCILLOR ( however you spell it ) !!!
LOLOL.
Its like a prefect, but we call it student Councilor wudeva.

Im going to fail epicly at the Registrations.

lollol.
today i in class like very quiet, cause i want to be like, super saint Councilor.
;D

All from the movie : Black Hawk Down. except for the ninja. thats just me.

Well yea,

Bored.

The USUAL tuesday, Assembly would strech overtime, lunch rushing, and then PDS ;D.

saw mr Zaldi going NOM NOM at sempang bedok with his family.

how does prata taste ? Sempang bedok has the best prata.

in singapore :D.

well basically im bored.

Star wars is ftw.

Mandalorians are ftw.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
load it, check it, quit - rewrite it,
plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
view it, code it, jam - unlock it,
surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
name it, read it, tune it, print it,
scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
turn it, leave it, start - format it

This is dedicated to ASD.

( You and your horseshit face.)

THX FOR VISITING MA BLOG.
HOPE YOU HAF A NICE TIME.
YOU NAZI NEWB.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ;D.
im not really in the mood,
whatever.

im Just damn Tired and aching.
NPCC.
Sigh.
Miss Goh Passed Out.
Only got to know her for a year.
thanks for all the stuff that you did for this unit,
we'll make you proud one day.

BORED.
Valentines day / Friendship Day.
going out tomorow.
with.
Madeline.
Zach.
Wira.
Karen - Cancelled -
Ji Song.
ME ME ME AND I.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDWINNNNNIE ;D.
valentines boy.

now since i got nothing to do.
sighing to myself and my laptop.
I've decided to post random shits.


- START -
Hey, Thank you Max, For making cool stories online based on the Mandalorian Wars Novel.
Never gets me bored to read your Star Wars Stories.
:D.

Yes, im a Star Wars addict.
ever since i joined the habbo roleplay Star Wars.
Its So Epic.

I've Learnt to become Numb
I've Learnt to become Strong
I've Learnt to become Prepared
I've Learnt to be able to Lose
I've Learnt to become Me.

Some random shit.
i just made up.
bored.
and tired.
sms ? :D.

Naruto Uzumaki.
Sasuke Uchiha.
Sakura Haruno.
Kakashi Hatake.
Genin Team 7.
Its this sad endings that make a person feel Lonely.
Sasuke vs Naruto.
One of the worst Worst Worst shits that ever happened in Anime History.
Chidori Vs Rasengan.
Destined to be fought against.
Pain Vs Naruto.
What the Fuck ?
Naruto Become Sage.
Thats just Weird.

BORED.
!
i wont be my normal hey hey u u Kinda Joker Self tomorow.
I'll be quiet.
i think.
o.o.
once again,
Happy Valentines.


BLEH.


SUP DUDZ.


getting a new blogskin.

SAMANTHA ISH FTW.
;D.

bored.
Sigh.

Today ? Nuffin happened.
just another game of soccer behind school.


AND I MET SAMANTHA !
Junyuan Uniform . Lolol.
:D.
uhh.
what else.
should i blog about.
-.-.

nothing else.
oh and.
ARSENAL SUCKAZAZAZZAAZAZ in my view.
Totteham is ftw!
YEH.

I CHANGED.
THE BLOG.
SONG.

TO.
givesyouhell.

i hope that when you see ma face.
i'd make you fall into the bottomless pit.
I make you walk the death valley.
i'll make you soar above and drop down to your death.
To make it short.
I'll give you hell :D.

ROFLMAYONESSSES ! ;D
YEYEYEYEYE BESTFWEN. <3

Thankies SAMANTHA!
For da Invitation.
I'll go bang bang blogger.


Whenever you need me guys,
i'll be there waiting to help.
I'll Take my gun.
I'll take my sword.
I'll give them hell.
just give me a call.
at.
1800-THISISTUPID-191.
:D.

OH GOD !

it scared the hell out of me.

:X.

FOR YOU DUMBNUTZ.

WHO DONT GET THIS PIC.

LOOK TO THE LEFT OF THE PICTUA ! ;D.

SO START SHITTTING BRICKS ;D.

need more mindfuck pictures ?

- google -

search shit bricks.

you got a long list ;D.

YEYEYEYEYE, CAME BACK FROM NPCC.

tired today.

one word for the day ?

Pathetic :D.

Our drills were like BRRBARAR ?

we cant even do atten-hut and At ease properly.

( NOTE THE FACT I TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH )

Sigh.

tired.

:X>

KAYKAY, START THE POST OFF WITH FUNNY PICTUAZ !

Do i really look like a cat btw ? :X.

Alright, I havent been posting for the last few days.

sorry, i was just lazy.

:X.

i've got nuffffffffiinnnnnnn to do.

so bored.

:X.

SOMEONE MSN ME OR GIVE ME A NICE GAME TO PLAY PLOX !

i'll take a gun and shoot maself in my head.

LEET WORLD SEASON 3 EPISODE 4 IS UP ;D.

yeyeyeyyeyeyeeyey ;D