Well ye,
first off sorry for not going online that much.
cause its my exams and all,
so my parents took my internet away.

today's an exception.
well, today i printeed out the first two chapters of the Kyawnicles.
since everyone loved it,
and by popular demand, im posting it on my blog.
enjoy the first two chapters!
More chapters to come!

CHAPTER 1
KYAW SITHU

Kyaw Sithu, your average Myanmar student, walks slowly into class, and it was Professor Iqbal’s class.
“Alright class, what’s 1+1?”
Kyaw didn’t hesitate to put his hand up.
“Yes Sithu?”
“2?” Kyaw answered.
“No you douchebag. Don’t you play WOW? 1+1= another dimension, which the military planned to use for their own selfish needs. But an experiment – went – wrong created a fog inside the dimension. Several test subjects went in but never came out. So the military concluded that if you enter, you won’t come back, but I went in and avoided the fog. Singapore would turn into a mermaid land, and Atlantic City is and always will be filled with Asians.” Professor Iqbal said.

AFTER a whole lot of rubbish from the first class of the day, Sithu made his way to find his friend, Daniel, practicing hard gay dance moves.
“Sup brother?” Kyaw said, as he offered a shake to Daniel.
“YEAH! YEAH! FEEL THE LOVE, THE LOVE, AND THE LOVE!” Daniel continued to dance.
Hakiim, holding a microphone in his hand, started singing some tunes.
“RUN BABY RUN. DON’T EVER LOOOOK BACK?”
Kyaw sang along, but his low pitched voice couldn’t follow Hakiim’s voice.
Kashif then came into the picture. After teaching a whole lot of bullshit to his class, the monitor wanted a break.
“I need to play World of Warcraft. Damn.”
Zach came in with YongLun, talking about samurais and ninjas.
“WELL MY SHADOW SAMURAIS WILL OWN YOUR ASS!” Zach shouted.
“WELL NO, MY NINJAS ARE LIKE STEALTHY SONS OF COWS. AND AT LEAST MY NINJAS DON’T WEAR PANTIES.” YongLun shouted back.
”Well yeh, well yeh…Damn it.” Zach said softly, as he just got owned.
“Sup fellas.” YongLun said aloud.
“SEYSEYSEYSEYSEY!” Daniel shouted, and finally stopped dancing.
“Now, lets WOW.”
These were kyaw’s friends.
Note the fact that the author is also his friend.
And he would like to say something.
NOOB!


CHAPTER 2:
IDIOTOS VAMINOS!

“Now what’ this?” Kashif said aloud, holding a pencil.
He drew a ‘1+1’ in the air. A portal opened from the window.
“HOLY SHIT!” Daniel shouted.
“YEH! MY THEORIES WERE RIGHT!” Kashif shouted.
“HAHAHA YOU FAGGOT!” Kyaw, saying his boring old same stuff he likes to say daily.
With a push from the back, Kyaw fell into the portal. Out of no where he was joined with Lim Yang.
A few minutes later, the whole gang was inside.
“The Fog! Everyone run!” Kashif shouted.
There was nowhere to run to. Where ever they ran to, a fog will always be there.
YongLun transformed into his ninja self, while Daniel turned into Iron Man.
“My sensors indicate that we have to travel 50m to the west to escape the fog.” Daniel said through his robotic voice.
“Who wants to go first?” YongLun asked.
Everyone looked at the same guy.
“WHY ME?” Lim Yang screamed.
“Because aliens like mushrooms. It’s been tested and proven.” Kashif said to Lim Yang.
“Tested and Proven by whom?”
“Tested by yours truly, Proven by you. Now fly boy fly!”
Kashif’s super human strength made Lim Yang fly forward.
“IDIOTOS VAMINOS!” YongLun screamed.
Everyone followed the mushroom.