"Tis torture, and not mercy.

Heaven is here

Where Juliet lives, and every cat and dog

And little mouse, every unworthy thing,

Live here in heaven and may look on her,

But Romeo may not."

- William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, 3.3

The sad truth, when Romeo is being banished.
sigh.
YO DUDZ ;D.
i hate emo people.
annyoing shitz.
check this cool thing out :D

I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.
Bsh, a lawn mower can cut up grass.
I hurt myself, so I can feel alive.
and i hope you die of malaria.
It’s quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness..
bsh, if that is so, my 2.4 timing will be like 5 minutes.
“If I’m such an important person, why do you stutter when i ask you if you know my name?”
Because you're emo.
duhh.
“If you love me so much, why are you walking away?”
cause you cry in the rain you emo kid.
“Can you give me a reason for coming out of the closet?”
Cause a pocong is inside.
Your coment cheered me up.
who CARES.

Since when was my name on the attendance, am i really that important?”

get out of school then, go be some beggar.
Sometimes if you love someone so much, it will actually hurt more.

Well kiss my ass.
“Life is worthless. Would you please leave me Evelyn so that I can end it all? You’re the only reason I’m living for and I wanna start dying.”

Whos Evelyn? and i love david.
“Mother suspects that I’m a gayer. She stormed into the room with your dress that I had borrowed last night. I think she found it on the stairs, which is where I left it after coming home drunk earlier.”

so she saw the real you?
“I think I’m dying Evelyn. I can hear the vampire bats of death flapping away in my head like an insane drill of doom”

For the last time, im not evelyn. Woops, Dracula bit you.
“What’s the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out anyway?”

Well cheeseballs the taste obvious.
“What’s the point in ever trying to be happy when the very pursuit of happiness is what makes you miserable.”

so that you can feel happy? idiot.
“I tried to cut myself last night to Joy Division with my toothbrush. I was sitting there trying to peel away as many layers of skin as I could but I couldn’t make a serious dent in my arm. I kept doing it for half an hour. My mother actually thought I was brushing my teeth for that long!”

your mum's a douchebag, and i hope the rust kills you.
“Jesus didn’t have to go through half of the pain I’m experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I’m just another outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.”

OMG, GET OFF MY PLANET. GO TO MARS.
“There is such beauty in despair Evelyn, don’t you think?”

IM NOT EVELYN. and go to hell.
“I tried to suffocate myself in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can’t afford to miss an episode of that show.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAH NOOB THAT TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE.

go jump off the building, not that hard, and lost is gay.
“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.”

So now we know what you eat for breakfast. eww.
“I’ve never felt I’ve been valued by anyone. I’m just a waste of space that everyone ignores, like a ghost without a home.”

yes, i agree. go back to timbaktu.
“Sometimes I want to break out of his vacuum but I just can’t. The space demons keep calling me back into the void. I feel comfortable there!”

.... just open the airbag?
“I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton wool. I’m terrified of blades.”

jump off da building. easy.
“I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to give a damn y’know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It’s my idea of heaven y’know? Perhaps that’s what happens when you die and you’ve been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity”

Go talk to wira, he'll guide you through.
“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”

you are now sentenced to the closet for 6 years.
“If God exists why did He have to give me such a horrible looking body? I mean what’s the point in having nipples if you are a man? I’ve tried biting them off in the past but I doubt I could handle the pain. I don’t know what I’d say to Mother on the way to the hospital either……”

God. lol. cause you're ugly in your past life.
“Bill Hicks………how adorable! There’s just something about him that reminds me of a chipmunk. I’d love to feed him a bit of wood and stroke his wig. What do you mean he’s dead?”
Oi. Chipmunks rock. just for that im signing off.
:D